---I hate online poker. I hate Full Tilt you bastids... I blew threw my last $26 on FTP playing the donkament and one sitngo... Yeah baby I had KK cracked in the sng by 78suited rivering two pair after the asshat called my pot sized raise just because he was the bigstack. The donkament was another test of my patience. If it wasnt for MiamiDon doubling my sorry arse up twice (and MD I told you to throw your chips out before the AA was dealt on hand #2) and Katitude sending me $10 on FTP for $10 on stars I would have been out of there way sooner... As it was I was the official Gigli after the rebuy/addon period was over. I think I forgot how to play online poker.
So I'm going to sulk today and play on other sites and punish Full Tilt for not being nice to me. And maybe I wont play at all since we all know online poker is rigged.
As I said to Katitude (and Im not talking about the donkament rebuy hour). These bozos wouldnt make half the calls they do if they were sitting across from me in a live tourney...
As Iakaris (and Iak your newly acquired poundage just means there is more of you to adore!!) would say: Whadddevah Fawkers!!!
Lets just suffice it to say that in my last twelve live tourneys I have cashed 8 times and my stats go something like this (1-1st, 1-2nd, 3 3rds, 1 4th, 1-5th and 1 14th (Caesars Las Vegas $200 buyin). Of course the fact that I have a nice pile of live cash doesnt help when its aggravating as all hell trying to get money back online to the sites you play on the most. Most of my roll is on Absolute and its skin Vegas 24/7 along with Bugsy's Club, Pokerstars, Poker.com and Bodog (where I am now sitting plush with $315 in tourney credits because of that WSOP snafu).
What's a gal to do? Off to Walgreens....
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You better play the $500 Main Event satellite tomorrow. Way to much dead money to pass up on here!!!
i was floored recently when i tried my regular mastercard (that i've had for at least 9 years) to deposit money into ftp, and it accepted it. if you really want to put money in, give your ccs a shot -- i couldn't believe when it worked!
I thought it meant he was a lard ass.. shows what I know..
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